December 14, 2009 - December 16, 2009

Dekaka, Decabon, Decatur, Decabobo, and Dekadye.  It's December.  Again.

December 7, 2009 - December 10, 2009

Honolulu, Kailua, Lahaina, Kaunakakai, and Kona.  Places in Hawaii.

November 30, 2009 - December 3, 2009

Van Burensburg, Polkovnik, Hayesta, and Hooverhurst.  Presidential places. 

November 16, 2009 - November 19, 2009

Gaziantep, Istanbul, Ankara, Izmir, Bursa, and Adana.  Cities in Turkey, because it's the last set of shows before Thanksgiving.

November 9, 2009 - November 12, 2009

Sesamo, Streetz, Elmoville, Berlino, Walls, and Downs.  It was the fortieth anniversary of Sesame Street's debut this week.  It was also the twentieth anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall this week.

November 2, 2009 - November 5, 2009

No Tolente, No Son, No Creek, and No Hum.  It's November. 

October 26, 2009 - October 29, 2009

Folige, Leafgold, Raken, Folia, and Leavesdon. It's autumn, and that means colorful trees. 

October 12, 2009 - October 15, 2009

Flucom, Fluker, Flussio, Fluh, and Fluberg.  The swine flu vaccine arrived.

October 5, 2009 - October 8, 2009

Octupilla, Octeville, Octahatchee, Oktoberbere, and Octonia.  October again.

September 28, 2009 - October 1, 2009

Autumn Acres, Autumn Ridge, Autumn Leaves, and Autumnwood.  Because it's Autumn. 

September 22, 2009 - September 24, 2009

Sevenheiken, and Sept Pagodes.  The Daily Show with Jon Stewart won its seventh straight Emmy for Outstanding Variety, Music or Comedy Series. 

September 14, 2009 - September 17, 2009

Rockthrow, Rockville Centre, Rockingham, Rockcorry, and Rockmyrheden.  Rocks. 

August 17, 2009 - August 20, 2009

Corney, Maizal, Cornafulla, Cornucopia, and Cornamucklagh. Corn everywhere.

August 10, 2009 - August 13, 2009

Caliente Sands, Hat Chah, Boiling Point, Scaldasole, and Sizla. It was very hot in New York, at least on Monday.

Extra thanks to Katy for transcribing these.

August 3, 2009 - August 6, 2009

Eyemouth, Headwood, Mouthier, and Neck City. Body parts.

July 27, 2009 - July 30, 2009

Squatney, Nilford-On-Null, Cleveland, and Stonehenge. Spinal Tap performed this week.

July 20, 2009 - July 23, 2009

Lunah, Moonzie, Moonachie, Apollo Bay, and Moonglow. This week was the fortieth anniversary of the Moon Landing.

July 13, 2009 - July 16, 2009

Blueberry Hill, Gooseberry, and Raspberry Creek. Berries.

June 30, 2009 - July 2, 2009

Kani, Crabier, Crabb, and Krebs. All about crabs.

June 22, 2009 - June 25, 2009

Rainen, Puddletown, Dripsey, Dropmore, and Leaksville. New York had been inundated with rain recently.

June 15, 2009 - June 18, 2009

Lynchburg, Moscow, Dufftown, Jalisco, and Nassau. These were all distillery sites.

June 8, 2009 - June 11, 2009

Riyadh, Cairo, Dresden, Normandy, and Paris. These were all stops on President Obama's world tour. I didn't see it, but Giza might have been included.

June 1, 2009 - June 4, 2009

Irisburg, Hyacinthe, Lilach, Tulipina, and Violetville. These were all flower places.

May 18, 2009 - May 21, 2009

Springfield, Quahog, Bedrock, Orbit City, and South Park. These were all cartoon show towns.

May 11, 2009 - May 14, 2009

Motherwell, Sierra Madre, Momi, and Mere Solaille. This week was Mother's Day.

May 4, 2009 - May 7, 2009

Applerum and Peachland. These were fruity places.

April 27, 2009 - April 30, 2009

Swinemunde, Piggen, and Piggu. This week was porcine-themed. I don't know why.

EDIT: As Rich pointed out, this was Swine Flu season.

April 20, 2009 - April 23, 2009

Boston, Addis Ababa, Marathon, and Athens. This week was about the Boston Marathon.

April 14, 2009 - April 16, 2009

Hammerfest, Alert, Novyy Port, Shangri-La, Vancouver, and Halifax. These were all cities mentioned in articles from the April 2009 issue of National Geographic. See story here.

April 6, 2009 - April 9, 2009

Aprilia, Abril, Aprelova, April Meadows, and Avrilmont. It was April. They were lazy.

March 16, 2009 - March 19, 2009
March 30, 2009 - April 2, 2009

Storrs, Chapel Hill, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, East Lansing, and Louisville. This was still March Madness, but with different cities for this two weeks' worth of episodes.

March 9, 2009 - March 12, 2009

Morehead, Cedar Falls, Johnson City, Radford, Ithaca, and Queens. It's March Madness again.

March 2, 2009 - March 5, 2009

Lambipati, Lion-Sur-Mer, Lioni, Lionsville, Lambs Corner, and Lamborn. Lambs and lions? Biblical references? Pretty odd for the Daily Show.

EDIT: As Rich pointed out, this is also a weather-related saying about March.

February 23, 2009 - February 26, 2009

Snowhill, Skieblewo, Schuss, and Mogulu. These were all about skiing.

February 9, 2009 - February 12, 2009

Heart Butte, Valentzikon, Heartville, Valentinovka, and Valentijn. This week was Valentine's Day.

February 2, 2009 - February 5, 2009

Steeleville, Pitzenberg, Pittsfield, Pittsburgh, and Steelpoort. Pittsburgh won the Super Bowl.

January 26, 2009 - January 29, 2009

Cowton, Oxbull, Cowes, Oxlip, Oxbow, and Cowcowing. This was bovine week, apparently. I don't know why.

EDIT: Ah, Chinese New Year. Duh.

January 19, 2009 - January 22, 2009

Obamla, Obamoro, and Obama. This was inauguration week.

January 12, 2009 - January 15, 2009

Bushgan, Bushi, Bushwick, and Bushfield. This was the last full week in office for President Bush.

January 5, 2009 - January 8, 2009

Newport, New Iloilo, Newville, Newcastle, and New Delhi. It was the new year.